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After
last night we’d learnt our lesson and had
pulled out our sleeping bags for the night. We
literally had to force ourselves out of our cacoons
of comfort and into the chill morning air. Around
at the main room we’d ordered a continental
breakfast, thinking that before we set off for
what we knew would be a long day, some food and
coffee insde us would be a good idea. The breakfast
was to include, bread, butter, jam, coffee and
juice. When the juice hadn’t arrived I’d
asked for 2 glasses and 10 minutes later they
turned up. Completely true to sodding form when
I came to pay the bill, the pissy girl behind
the counter had charged us extra for the juice.
Showing her the menu and that the juice was included
just brought a sneer to her petulant face. The
change I was due was 2,000 tug. As if to make
a point she handed me 20 one-hundred bills, knowing
full well that we were leaving today for Russia
and that most banks and money changes don’t
want to touch Mongolian bills as small as 100’s.
Not a big deal in itself but this is exactly the
type of resentfull service we’ve had since
we got here. If you think I’m being harsh…these
guys have been running a travel tour company catering
to westerners for over ten years. Turn up here
on a full tour, splashing your money around and
you’re treated well. They just obvioulsly
don’t want independent travelers. It’s
a shame; we’d been looking forward to crashing
out here and recharging our mental and emotional
batteries. That’ll wait now until Novosirbirsk,
Russia.
With
the bikes loaded up out front we dropped of the
broken pavement where we’d parked and rode
straight through the centre of Ogiy, attracting
the usual stares and head turning. The smooth
new tar was a complete surprise, we’d expected
dirt to the border.
We’d
been caught out before when reality hadn’t
met our expectations and so even after 20-miles
of tar we weren’t about to hope it ran all
the way to the border, sure enough it stopped
4-miles later.
We
were now riding higher and back into the mountains
that encircle Ogiy. They look and feel what we
imagine the Himalayan mountain range to be like.
Ancient, majestic, vast.
Our
thick winter gloves were helping a little and
our heated jackets were on full. We were above
the snow line and looking up to the large glaciar
on our left. The track required concentration
with the gullies and dips now filled with thick
ice. The snow was encrouching on the track as
we rode farther north. The temptation to snap
photos were huge but we knew that time was against
us if we were to try to clear both Mongolian exit
formalites and get back into Russia. The back
tyres spat out a mixture of loose shale and dirty
snow as we gas the inclines and the slopes that
then dropped us into the next valley.
We
rolled up to the border at 11:30am to be met by
a couple of friendly officials and inside their
small wooden hut we paid 4,000 tug ‘road
tax’ for each bike. If you’ve been
reading this journal then hopefully you’re
also wearing a small grin at the idea of paying
‘road tax’. It does seem a bit optomisitc.
A
small group of Italins had just cleared Russian
customs, part of the Mongol charity rally, but
these guys and one girl were all riding Vespa’s.
All nice enough guys but we’ll admit to
being more than bit concerned about them, in part
due to their own over optimism, stupidity, ignorance
or nievity, take your pick. Between them they
had little or no camping gear and didn’t
even have a map of Mongila. They’d met another
traveler some days earlier who on hearing this
had insited they take his GPS. We gave them our
Mongolian map and some GPS points to aim for.
They had on simple overalls but nothing really
warm and nothing water-proof. Like I’ve
said before there’s a fine line between
an adventurous spirit and outright stupidty. We
genuinly hope they’re OK and safe, but they’ve
got some tough stuff coming up on machines that
are going to be tough off-road and probably aren’t
prepped for the cold they’re going to face.
Lisa and I have both said that we wouldn’t
want to cross the Altai Mountains much later in
the season. Even in summer temps are sub-zero
at night.
Wishing
them well we said our farewells and pulled up
to the metal barrier to be met by two army officials
in smart impeccably clean green uniforms. After
a few minutes of chat over the bikes, they informed
us that Mongolian customs was on lunch from 12-2pm.
We couldn’t work out why then at 11:30am
we weren’t being permitted to carry on and
into the immigration area.
Well,
we were in for a long wait. By 1:30am we’d
given any pretence of hoping to move forward and
right at the border got out our cooking stove
and kitchen gear. A couple of tea bags and our
mugs were put on the low stone wall and a few
minutes later two steaming hot mugs of tea were
warming our hands and sending gentle plumes of
steam into the cold clean air.
By
3:15am there was now a queue of 10 trucks behind
us. Everyone had gone to lunch or to sleep, even
the guards with their clean uniforms had buggered
off, only to return and waive us forward at 3:30pm.
We’d been there for almost 4-hours, just
twiddling our fingers.
An
hour later and we were cleared to leave Mongolia.
To be honest we were as relieved as we were sad.
Mongloia has been as rewarding as it had been
tough and has definitely left it smark on us both
mentally, spiritually and physically. What a stunning
and mesmerizing country.
Out
of Mongolia and we’re in ‘no-mans
land’. The deep chanels cut into the mud
track by the heavy trucks pulled and snatched
at our wheels. Some 12 miles later and we’re
stopped at a large red metal gate that straddles
the track, the Russian guard demanding our passports,
which we hand him through the gate. 5 minutes
later and we have them back along with pink sheet
of paper with some hand written notes and our
bike details. 4-miles farther and we’re
outside the Russian immigration compound handing
over $10 per bike to get our machines sprayed
down with dissinfectent. A receipt and photocopy
of our passports is handed back to us.
Inside
the compound we are directed to the small hut
infront where we confirm our bike details and
clear ‘vehicle inspection’. On the
second floor of the porta-cabin to the left, we
hand over passports and clear passport control
before heading into the small white room around
back, where we complete a number of pointless
forms confirming that we don’t have bird-flu.
The
last cabin to clear is customs; the guards are
snotty and rude. It doesn’t matter I tell
Lisa, we’re almost done, just bite your
tongue and smile. Two hours later and even I was
getting close to loosing it. We’d been told
to refill the declaration form 3 times and each
time 5-6 other truck drivers would jump infront
of us and push us back.
Outside
and we’re about to start up the bikes and
ride off. “Nyet, Nyet, Nyet” came
the angry bark of the two guards that had seen
us arrive. “Inspection, Inspection”
they yell in English. “What fucking else
do you need? More…really” I yelled
angrily, suprising myself at loosing it. In seven
years I’ve always been the calm one at borders.
A few smiles and cheesy grins smoothed over my
outburst and 30 minutes later we’d been
searched, inspected, locked our panniers and re-strapped
our bags.
At
the gates we again were asked for our passports
and handed over the pink document we’d been
given at the first red gate we passed in no-mans
land.
Outside
the gate it was now 7:00pm, there’s no way
we were going to get far before dark. What a friggin
day. Nothing really tough, just a complete waste
of time, with all the hanging around. We’d
often watch the officials work so slowly that
you’d think they were dropping into a coma.
We’d
searched the first town, Telebar, some 50km’s
west for a sniff of a hotel but without luck,
we needed to make a decision to carry on or camp
before it got any darker. Camping was the decision
and so heading 5-miles of town and then other
2-miles onto a track and into the mountains we
rushed to set up the camp before we got too cold.
The powdered soup we’d heated for dinner
was pasty, the granuales refusing to mix with
the water no matter how long we stirred the pot.
We
crawled into our sleeping bags with our thermals
and gore-tex still on. |
| 20-09-2009 |
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With
a new day, comes warmth and renewed energy. Even
the morning had lost its early chill and by 8:00am,
we’d sipped on steaming coffee, warmed our
hands around the metal mugs, and managed to then
pack up and load the bikes. There was a suprising
feeling of thrill and even a little pride being
back in Russia for our 3rd time. Mongolia had
been incredible, physically and emotionally but
we are here, and ready for the next.

We’d
both harboured secret concerns that after so long
in the USA, without any real challengs, that we’d
lost the nerve or even the desire to find new
ones. New trials that would remind us of what
we’re really capable of. Test of strength
and determination as much mental as physical that
we’d pull aside, to then see and experience
life’s moments and in those moments confirm
our decision to journey as the right one.
We
both understood the consequences if our perspectives
had silently changed, warped or simply fisseled,
whilst we’d been so fervently beating our
chest whilst touring the states...they haven’t.
Tired,
and spent at the end of each day, covered in sweat
and dirt and having ridden everything from sand
you could drown in, to tight rock strewn tracks
we still marveled at our surroundings and at what
each other had seen, thrived on and experienced
through the day.
The
warm handshake of a nomadic Mongolian herdsman
reaching down from his horse in greeting, the
silhoutte of a lone ger sitting in a vast open
plain slowly illuminated orange, then yellow and
finally white as days first rays strike. Watching
my wife speed past me, her bike exhaust ringing
painfully in my ears as she leans back from the
bars, full gas bouncing over whatevers in her
way blasting towards the horizon, whilst I grin
like a kid who knows what he’s already getting
for Christmas. These as all the things that make
everything worth while and our lives so scarily
unique and wonderfully special..that, and the
good sense to actually realize it. Not in the
future when it’s too late, but now in each
and every moment.
On
the road it felt good to pick up speed, find the
longer gears and get some miles under our belts.
We’d pit stopped for luch at a small roadside
café and smiled as gruff and stern looking
truck drivers stare and momentarillly drop their
practiced hard demenour, surprised by the entance
of the English speaking aliens.
The
riding was spectacular, we’d swapped Mongolias
dry and dusty for sweeping asphalt bends, craggy
Altai mountain peaks and valley, all decorated
in autumn gold as thick forests changed there
sumer green coat for oranges and reds. For most
of the day the icey fast thunderous waters of
a wide river flowed to our left. We could easily
have been back in Europe and riding the Alps but
for all the Ladas and beaten up cars. In every
direction, not one but 3-4 set of mountains can
be seen, each range larger than the next. Some
miles feeling like the rockies or the lonely peaks
in British Columbia. In the distance the taller
mountains fade to grey. In the valleys vast carpets
of lush green grass stretch out to the foothills
of the next mountains.
By
late afternoon we’d covered 334-miles and
had changed our riding style to once again fit
in with the Kamikaze style driving technique of
Russia and bumped, nudged and forced our way into
the city traffic of Biysk. We’d driven around
for an hour befire we’d finally found a
hotel. Camping was out of the question this place
just spreads and a tent wouldn’t have been
safe.
I’d
momentarily lost my ‘lucky to be travelling’
perspective earlier, when I’d come to pay
for the room, to then find out that we had no
ruebels left and the three ATM’s I’d
tried were all out fo luck and to cap it off the
hotel would accept payment in Euro but not in
Dollars. I’d had a ‘hissy fit’
and stormed out of the hotel reception, only to
stroll back in 30-minutes later, tail between
my legs having found a working ATM.
With
the bags in the room and still in our filthy bike
kit we found the small eating room in the hotel
and gulped down two bowls of Borcsh as we talked.
The
hotel was western style and clean and you can
find it at GPS: N52 32.298 E85 12.590 |
| 21-09-2009 |
| By
mid moring it felt like we’d not just changed
country but continent. Yesterday we were in BC and
the rockies and today felt more like a gentle poodle
along the back road in Lincoln, England. Flat, green
farmland both sides of the road and the only attention
grabbers were where tractors had scattered loose
mud across the road from the turned fields.
Lisa’s
front tyre has required our attention every two
hours to re-inflate it. I think it’s a fualty
valve stem.
245-miles
after we’d left Biysk we once again found
ourselves locked in what felt like ‘hand-to-hand’
combat with city traffic, this time Novosirbisrk.
Like last night a definite shortage of hotels.
After going around for an hour we finally said
screw it and drove 17km out to the airport on
the west side of town, we knew we’d find
pricier hotels but at least somewhere to sleep.
Lisa’s also been feling ill for the last
fw days and all the symptons suggest her blood
pressure and fatigue are getting the beter of
her. She needs to rest, take a break and turn
off for a few days. For those of you that know
her, you’ll understand how hard it is to
get her to do that.
The
Skyport Hotel was the first on the left and the
staff insde friendly and English speaking. The
smell of strong coffee wafting from the bar was
delicious.
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| 22-09-2009 |
| Lisa
had spent the moring scouring the internet to try
to find the address for the Uzbekistan Embassy and
by mid-morning we’d handed over 600 Ruebles
and were stood on the steps. We’d read the
embassy was open Monday to Friday. The Plaque on
the door said different. Mon-Wed-Frid. “Shit”!
What a waste of 12000 Ruebels (here and back) on
Tazi’s not to mention time.
Back
at the hotel one of the receptionists had called
me across as we walked through the reception.
“I have good news’ chirped Maria.
She continued, “we have spoke to our Manager
and shown her your web site and you will not pay
for the sleeping here tonight, this is good”
she stated emphatically.
“Wow”,
I mumbled taken complety by surprise. A few seconds
later and I’d regained my composure and
was thanking them properly. We just hadn’t
seen that coming. This is an upmarket hotelright
by the airport. They’re not starved for
clients and here they are just giving us a free
night because the manageress likes what we’re
doing.
It
also made Lisa and I feela little less guilty
when we ordered two beers as room service later
in the evening and it’s certainly taken
the financial strain of having to go back to the
Uzb embassy tomorrow a whole lot lighter.
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| 23-09-2009 |
| By
9:30am we’d joined the line at the front door.
OK, that’s a romantic notion. It wasn’t
a line but a 4-hour wrestling match that involved
harsh words and boney elbows. No one queues here
its every one for themselves. As one person would
leave the embassy another would be allowed to enter.
The process was slow and ridiculous to say the least.
The
plaque on the door gave the opening times as 9am-1pm
for visa applications, Mon-Wed-Friday and 3pm-5pm
for collection only. Needless to say by 2:00pm
we getting pretty dam anxious. Bearing in mind
that if we can’t apply today it’ll
mena waiting until Friday and then having to hang
around until next Monday to collect. We don’t
the the money or the time with winter coming fast
in the mountains in Kyrgistand and Tajikhstan.
We
finally made it through the door and into the
subterrainian offices, where a suprising polite
young immigrations officer asked us about our
journey helped us with the application forms and
then simply told us that our Visa’s would
be reasy in an hour. The bad news was that we’d
heard and read the Visa was $35. We’d just
been told that it was $90 each.
By
3:30pm our grubby passports had a new addition;
a pink Uzbek visa.
With
the vias’s sorted we could start to look
at the problems with the bikes. We’d been
given details fo a bike shop in Novosirbirs by
Tiffany back in UB and had been warned we wouldn’t
find it without help. Forewarned we hailed a taxi,
handed over the address and confused the hell
out of the poor guy by not getting in. Aftr a
few minutes he understood we were on bikes and
would follow him. There was even a glimmer of
brief excitement that flashed across his face
as thought on the idea of two big BMW’s
chasing him through the city…I knew what
he was thinking.
Thirty
minutes later and after counltess back street
turns we were outside the shop who’s name
I can’t pronounce. Inside we asked for Alexander.
Alexander broad smile and good English was a welcome
relief and a few minutes later we’d agreed
a price and laid out the jobs. I’d handed
over tow new fork seals and dust covers for Lisa’s
650, as now both were leaking and borrowed a oil
drain bucket, so whilst the shop mechanic swapped
out the seals I could change my engine oil. It
too me 15 minutes to pull out Lisa’s fork
legs and hand them over.
Inside
the main shop, I have to say I was impressed and
surprised. Fifty or so new bikes were on display
along with a comprehensive range of filters, lubes
and oils. A used but clean gold wing sat by the
door and half a dozen MX bikes under the larger
window. With Lisa’s wheel off it made sense
to change the 19’ tube we’d been using
and Alexander even managed to find a 21”
super heavy duty tube for Lisa. We bought that
and a regular 21” that we’ll use as
an emergency backup.
By
the time Lisa’s bike was back together and
I’d changed the oil it was getting dark
and we knew we were going to be playing with the
rush hour traffic.
Inside
with Alexander he was smiling when we came to
pay the bill. “No, you don’t pay for
work…only for parts” Alex stated proudly.
He’d called the owner and they’d visited
the website. “you will put us on your site”
he asked. Much like at the hotel yesterday, Lisa
and I were caught off-guard. “Yes, of course”
I blurted. We’d bought six litres of 10-40
motor oil, two litre of high grade hydroscopic
fork oil and two inner tubes and then handed over
$90.
We
vigourusly thanked Alexander and promised to come
back tomorrow to take some photos.
The
rest of the evening was spent uploading diary
and photos whilst Lisa did a great job washing
everything from camp chairs to riding suits in
the shower?
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| 24-09-2009 |
| I’d
spent the moring trying to sort our thousands of
images form Mongolia, whilst Lisa continued to wash
everything we own. By mid afternoon and with dark
clouds threatening to to pour I headed the 15-miles
back to the bike shop and Alex.
With
a bunch of photos in the camera, we walked outside
in the hope that Alex could help with a few issues
with Tinkerbelle. I’d still not managed
to fix the broken pannier frame and so with the
pannier off and the problem easily seen, we stripped
the right hand side frame and Alex handed it over
to one of his tech’s. An hour later and
it had been welded and braced better than new
and even sprayed silver to match.
If
that wasn’t enough. I’d split the
left side pannier in a silly fall and the bottom
of the box was open and exposed. Another tech,
in no time at all, had drilled the bottom sides
of the box, silicone the facing surfaces and riveted
the box back together. Like yesterday there was
no bill to pay.
What
great guys. So to Alaxander and the owners of
the bike shop thank you so much.
Back
at the hotel Lisa was still wshing, her hands
no soar from the water and soap.
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| 25-09-2009 |
| Spent
the day sorting website, diary and photos. We’d
thought we’d leave today, but it’s a
Sunday and that’s sounds like a bad idea,
so we’ll head off tomorrow. |
| 26-09-2009 |
| Crazy
as it seems we never seem tohave enough time and
so it was 1:00pm by the time we actually pulled
away from the Skyport Hotel. I’d been sending
long overdue emails and uploading 180 photos to
the RoadRUNNER magazine server ready for the next
article.
Today
was going to be short, just 180-miles and by mid
afternoon we were in a new city, Barnaul and a
new hotel. Sad as it sonds we’re already
missing the tent. Tomorrow we’ll head down
to the border and stay antoher night, that’ll
allow us to cross first thing Monday morning.
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| 27-09-2009 |
| Rubtsovsk
was going to be home for the night. It had been
a short and simple 200-mile ride down on the bumpy
tar. The town seems run down and tired and more
than likely is a pale version of the industrial
capital it was in it’s soviet heyday. Now
the factories are empty and derelict. The whole
place felt…creepy!
We’d
gone around in circles and not seen anything that
looked like a hotel. We’d seen no sign in
English or Russian that read hotel. Parked up
in the towns square I walked over to 3 women on
a park bench, not realsing all 3 were getting
shit faced on red wine from a carton. When I realsied
it was too late. Lisa stood back and laughed.
After accepting their forcefull offer of 3 cups
of wine and dealing with 10 minutes of open gropping
and fumbling, no not by me…I managed to
get one of them to walk me across the street and
into the hotel in town. Yeah, Lisa’s still
laughing her ass off! Inside the dark and ex-soviet
style building I spoke to a women behind a low
counter, her sunken cheek bones and hollow eyes
a little scary. I asked to see a room. On the
2nd floor the room was dark, old but clean. This
was bizarre the whole place felt like the hotel
from the ‘shinning’. Wide but dark
halls, that disappeared into blackness. Oversized
staircases that seem out of place. I was expecting
Jack Nicolas to jump out form the shadows at ony
moment.
Outside
I’d left Lisa with the bikes, now she was
surrounded by 8 young men and not needing a rescue.
Sergie was a young man in his early 20’s
and with his help we parked up the bike 1000 metres
away in the car park for the local disused sport
stadium.
So
to make a long story short, we stayed in our bike
gear and after a visit to the local shop to buy
Vodka we spent the entire night talking, laughing
and drinking neat Vokda on the steps of the towns
main square. It was rough, good hearted and absolutely
the perfect way to spend our last night in Russia.
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