19-09-2009

After last night we’d learnt our lesson and had pulled out our sleeping bags for the night. We literally had to force ourselves out of our cacoons of comfort and into the chill morning air. Around at the main room we’d ordered a continental breakfast, thinking that before we set off for what we knew would be a long day, some food and coffee insde us would be a good idea. The breakfast was to include, bread, butter, jam, coffee and juice. When the juice hadn’t arrived I’d asked for 2 glasses and 10 minutes later they turned up. Completely true to sodding form when I came to pay the bill, the pissy girl behind the counter had charged us extra for the juice. Showing her the menu and that the juice was included just brought a sneer to her petulant face. The change I was due was 2,000 tug. As if to make a point she handed me 20 one-hundred bills, knowing full well that we were leaving today for Russia and that most banks and money changes don’t want to touch Mongolian bills as small as 100’s. Not a big deal in itself but this is exactly the type of resentfull service we’ve had since we got here. If you think I’m being harsh…these guys have been running a travel tour company catering to westerners for over ten years. Turn up here on a full tour, splashing your money around and you’re treated well. They just obvioulsly don’t want independent travelers. It’s a shame; we’d been looking forward to crashing out here and recharging our mental and emotional batteries. That’ll wait now until Novosirbirsk, Russia.

With the bikes loaded up out front we dropped of the broken pavement where we’d parked and rode straight through the centre of Ogiy, attracting the usual stares and head turning. The smooth new tar was a complete surprise, we’d expected dirt to the border.

We’d been caught out before when reality hadn’t met our expectations and so even after 20-miles of tar we weren’t about to hope it ran all the way to the border, sure enough it stopped 4-miles later.

We were now riding higher and back into the mountains that encircle Ogiy. They look and feel what we imagine the Himalayan mountain range to be like. Ancient, majestic, vast.

Our thick winter gloves were helping a little and our heated jackets were on full. We were above the snow line and looking up to the large glaciar on our left. The track required concentration with the gullies and dips now filled with thick ice. The snow was encrouching on the track as we rode farther north. The temptation to snap photos were huge but we knew that time was against us if we were to try to clear both Mongolian exit formalites and get back into Russia. The back tyres spat out a mixture of loose shale and dirty snow as we gas the inclines and the slopes that then dropped us into the next valley.

We rolled up to the border at 11:30am to be met by a couple of friendly officials and inside their small wooden hut we paid 4,000 tug ‘road tax’ for each bike. If you’ve been reading this journal then hopefully you’re also wearing a small grin at the idea of paying ‘road tax’. It does seem a bit optomisitc.

A small group of Italins had just cleared Russian customs, part of the Mongol charity rally, but these guys and one girl were all riding Vespa’s. All nice enough guys but we’ll admit to being more than bit concerned about them, in part due to their own over optimism, stupidity, ignorance or nievity, take your pick. Between them they had little or no camping gear and didn’t even have a map of Mongila. They’d met another traveler some days earlier who on hearing this had insited they take his GPS. We gave them our Mongolian map and some GPS points to aim for. They had on simple overalls but nothing really warm and nothing water-proof. Like I’ve said before there’s a fine line between an adventurous spirit and outright stupidty. We genuinly hope they’re OK and safe, but they’ve got some tough stuff coming up on machines that are going to be tough off-road and probably aren’t prepped for the cold they’re going to face. Lisa and I have both said that we wouldn’t want to cross the Altai Mountains much later in the season. Even in summer temps are sub-zero at night.

Wishing them well we said our farewells and pulled up to the metal barrier to be met by two army officials in smart impeccably clean green uniforms. After a few minutes of chat over the bikes, they informed us that Mongolian customs was on lunch from 12-2pm. We couldn’t work out why then at 11:30am we weren’t being permitted to carry on and into the immigration area.

Well, we were in for a long wait. By 1:30am we’d given any pretence of hoping to move forward and right at the border got out our cooking stove and kitchen gear. A couple of tea bags and our mugs were put on the low stone wall and a few minutes later two steaming hot mugs of tea were warming our hands and sending gentle plumes of steam into the cold clean air.

By 3:15am there was now a queue of 10 trucks behind us. Everyone had gone to lunch or to sleep, even the guards with their clean uniforms had buggered off, only to return and waive us forward at 3:30pm. We’d been there for almost 4-hours, just twiddling our fingers.

An hour later and we were cleared to leave Mongolia. To be honest we were as relieved as we were sad. Mongloia has been as rewarding as it had been tough and has definitely left it smark on us both mentally, spiritually and physically. What a stunning and mesmerizing country.

Out of Mongolia and we’re in ‘no-mans land’. The deep chanels cut into the mud track by the heavy trucks pulled and snatched at our wheels. Some 12 miles later and we’re stopped at a large red metal gate that straddles the track, the Russian guard demanding our passports, which we hand him through the gate. 5 minutes later and we have them back along with pink sheet of paper with some hand written notes and our bike details. 4-miles farther and we’re outside the Russian immigration compound handing over $10 per bike to get our machines sprayed down with dissinfectent. A receipt and photocopy of our passports is handed back to us.

Inside the compound we are directed to the small hut infront where we confirm our bike details and clear ‘vehicle inspection’. On the second floor of the porta-cabin to the left, we hand over passports and clear passport control before heading into the small white room around back, where we complete a number of pointless forms confirming that we don’t have bird-flu.

The last cabin to clear is customs; the guards are snotty and rude. It doesn’t matter I tell Lisa, we’re almost done, just bite your tongue and smile. Two hours later and even I was getting close to loosing it. We’d been told to refill the declaration form 3 times and each time 5-6 other truck drivers would jump infront of us and push us back.

Outside and we’re about to start up the bikes and ride off. “Nyet, Nyet, Nyet” came the angry bark of the two guards that had seen us arrive. “Inspection, Inspection” they yell in English. “What fucking else do you need? More…really” I yelled angrily, suprising myself at loosing it. In seven years I’ve always been the calm one at borders. A few smiles and cheesy grins smoothed over my outburst and 30 minutes later we’d been searched, inspected, locked our panniers and re-strapped our bags.

At the gates we again were asked for our passports and handed over the pink document we’d been given at the first red gate we passed in no-mans land.

Outside the gate it was now 7:00pm, there’s no way we were going to get far before dark. What a friggin day. Nothing really tough, just a complete waste of time, with all the hanging around. We’d often watch the officials work so slowly that you’d think they were dropping into a coma.

We’d searched the first town, Telebar, some 50km’s west for a sniff of a hotel but without luck, we needed to make a decision to carry on or camp before it got any darker. Camping was the decision and so heading 5-miles of town and then other 2-miles onto a track and into the mountains we rushed to set up the camp before we got too cold. The powdered soup we’d heated for dinner was pasty, the granuales refusing to mix with the water no matter how long we stirred the pot.

We crawled into our sleeping bags with our thermals and gore-tex still on.

20-09-2009

With a new day, comes warmth and renewed energy. Even the morning had lost its early chill and by 8:00am, we’d sipped on steaming coffee, warmed our hands around the metal mugs, and managed to then pack up and load the bikes. There was a suprising feeling of thrill and even a little pride being back in Russia for our 3rd time. Mongolia had been incredible, physically and emotionally but we are here, and ready for the next.

We’d both harboured secret concerns that after so long in the USA, without any real challengs, that we’d lost the nerve or even the desire to find new ones. New trials that would remind us of what we’re really capable of. Test of strength and determination as much mental as physical that we’d pull aside, to then see and experience life’s moments and in those moments confirm our decision to journey as the right one.

We both understood the consequences if our perspectives had silently changed, warped or simply fisseled, whilst we’d been so fervently beating our chest whilst touring the states...they haven’t.

Tired, and spent at the end of each day, covered in sweat and dirt and having ridden everything from sand you could drown in, to tight rock strewn tracks we still marveled at our surroundings and at what each other had seen, thrived on and experienced through the day.

The warm handshake of a nomadic Mongolian herdsman reaching down from his horse in greeting, the silhoutte of a lone ger sitting in a vast open plain slowly illuminated orange, then yellow and finally white as days first rays strike. Watching my wife speed past me, her bike exhaust ringing painfully in my ears as she leans back from the bars, full gas bouncing over whatevers in her way blasting towards the horizon, whilst I grin like a kid who knows what he’s already getting for Christmas. These as all the things that make everything worth while and our lives so scarily unique and wonderfully special..that, and the good sense to actually realize it. Not in the future when it’s too late, but now in each and every moment.

On the road it felt good to pick up speed, find the longer gears and get some miles under our belts. We’d pit stopped for luch at a small roadside café and smiled as gruff and stern looking truck drivers stare and momentarillly drop their practiced hard demenour, surprised by the entance of the English speaking aliens.

The riding was spectacular, we’d swapped Mongolias dry and dusty for sweeping asphalt bends, craggy Altai mountain peaks and valley, all decorated in autumn gold as thick forests changed there sumer green coat for oranges and reds. For most of the day the icey fast thunderous waters of a wide river flowed to our left. We could easily have been back in Europe and riding the Alps but for all the Ladas and beaten up cars. In every direction, not one but 3-4 set of mountains can be seen, each range larger than the next. Some miles feeling like the rockies or the lonely peaks in British Columbia. In the distance the taller mountains fade to grey. In the valleys vast carpets of lush green grass stretch out to the foothills of the next mountains.

By late afternoon we’d covered 334-miles and had changed our riding style to once again fit in with the Kamikaze style driving technique of Russia and bumped, nudged and forced our way into the city traffic of Biysk. We’d driven around for an hour befire we’d finally found a hotel. Camping was out of the question this place just spreads and a tent wouldn’t have been safe.

I’d momentarily lost my ‘lucky to be travelling’ perspective earlier, when I’d come to pay for the room, to then find out that we had no ruebels left and the three ATM’s I’d tried were all out fo luck and to cap it off the hotel would accept payment in Euro but not in Dollars. I’d had a ‘hissy fit’ and stormed out of the hotel reception, only to stroll back in 30-minutes later, tail between my legs having found a working ATM.

With the bags in the room and still in our filthy bike kit we found the small eating room in the hotel and gulped down two bowls of Borcsh as we talked.

The hotel was western style and clean and you can find it at GPS: N52 32.298 E85 12.590

21-09-2009
By mid moring it felt like we’d not just changed country but continent. Yesterday we were in BC and the rockies and today felt more like a gentle poodle along the back road in Lincoln, England. Flat, green farmland both sides of the road and the only attention grabbers were where tractors had scattered loose mud across the road from the turned fields.

Lisa’s front tyre has required our attention every two hours to re-inflate it. I think it’s a fualty valve stem.

245-miles after we’d left Biysk we once again found ourselves locked in what felt like ‘hand-to-hand’ combat with city traffic, this time Novosirbisrk. Like last night a definite shortage of hotels. After going around for an hour we finally said screw it and drove 17km out to the airport on the west side of town, we knew we’d find pricier hotels but at least somewhere to sleep. Lisa’s also been feling ill for the last fw days and all the symptons suggest her blood pressure and fatigue are getting the beter of her. She needs to rest, take a break and turn off for a few days. For those of you that know her, you’ll understand how hard it is to get her to do that.

The Skyport Hotel was the first on the left and the staff insde friendly and English speaking. The smell of strong coffee wafting from the bar was delicious.

22-09-2009
Lisa had spent the moring scouring the internet to try to find the address for the Uzbekistan Embassy and by mid-morning we’d handed over 600 Ruebles and were stood on the steps. We’d read the embassy was open Monday to Friday. The Plaque on the door said different. Mon-Wed-Frid. “Shit”! What a waste of 12000 Ruebels (here and back) on Tazi’s not to mention time.

Back at the hotel one of the receptionists had called me across as we walked through the reception. “I have good news’ chirped Maria. She continued, “we have spoke to our Manager and shown her your web site and you will not pay for the sleeping here tonight, this is good” she stated emphatically.

“Wow”, I mumbled taken complety by surprise. A few seconds later and I’d regained my composure and was thanking them properly. We just hadn’t seen that coming. This is an upmarket hotelright by the airport. They’re not starved for clients and here they are just giving us a free night because the manageress likes what we’re doing.

It also made Lisa and I feela little less guilty when we ordered two beers as room service later in the evening and it’s certainly taken the financial strain of having to go back to the Uzb embassy tomorrow a whole lot lighter.

23-09-2009
By 9:30am we’d joined the line at the front door. OK, that’s a romantic notion. It wasn’t a line but a 4-hour wrestling match that involved harsh words and boney elbows. No one queues here its every one for themselves. As one person would leave the embassy another would be allowed to enter. The process was slow and ridiculous to say the least.

The plaque on the door gave the opening times as 9am-1pm for visa applications, Mon-Wed-Friday and 3pm-5pm for collection only. Needless to say by 2:00pm we getting pretty dam anxious. Bearing in mind that if we can’t apply today it’ll mena waiting until Friday and then having to hang around until next Monday to collect. We don’t the the money or the time with winter coming fast in the mountains in Kyrgistand and Tajikhstan.

We finally made it through the door and into the subterrainian offices, where a suprising polite young immigrations officer asked us about our journey helped us with the application forms and then simply told us that our Visa’s would be reasy in an hour. The bad news was that we’d heard and read the Visa was $35. We’d just been told that it was $90 each.

By 3:30pm our grubby passports had a new addition; a pink Uzbek visa.

With the vias’s sorted we could start to look at the problems with the bikes. We’d been given details fo a bike shop in Novosirbirs by Tiffany back in UB and had been warned we wouldn’t find it without help. Forewarned we hailed a taxi, handed over the address and confused the hell out of the poor guy by not getting in. Aftr a few minutes he understood we were on bikes and would follow him. There was even a glimmer of brief excitement that flashed across his face as thought on the idea of two big BMW’s chasing him through the city…I knew what he was thinking.

Thirty minutes later and after counltess back street turns we were outside the shop who’s name I can’t pronounce. Inside we asked for Alexander. Alexander broad smile and good English was a welcome relief and a few minutes later we’d agreed a price and laid out the jobs. I’d handed over tow new fork seals and dust covers for Lisa’s 650, as now both were leaking and borrowed a oil drain bucket, so whilst the shop mechanic swapped out the seals I could change my engine oil. It too me 15 minutes to pull out Lisa’s fork legs and hand them over.

Inside the main shop, I have to say I was impressed and surprised. Fifty or so new bikes were on display along with a comprehensive range of filters, lubes and oils. A used but clean gold wing sat by the door and half a dozen MX bikes under the larger window. With Lisa’s wheel off it made sense to change the 19’ tube we’d been using and Alexander even managed to find a 21” super heavy duty tube for Lisa. We bought that and a regular 21” that we’ll use as an emergency backup.

By the time Lisa’s bike was back together and I’d changed the oil it was getting dark and we knew we were going to be playing with the rush hour traffic.

Inside with Alexander he was smiling when we came to pay the bill. “No, you don’t pay for work…only for parts” Alex stated proudly. He’d called the owner and they’d visited the website. “you will put us on your site” he asked. Much like at the hotel yesterday, Lisa and I were caught off-guard. “Yes, of course” I blurted. We’d bought six litres of 10-40 motor oil, two litre of high grade hydroscopic fork oil and two inner tubes and then handed over $90.

We vigourusly thanked Alexander and promised to come back tomorrow to take some photos.

The rest of the evening was spent uploading diary and photos whilst Lisa did a great job washing everything from camp chairs to riding suits in the shower?

24-09-2009
I’d spent the moring trying to sort our thousands of images form Mongolia, whilst Lisa continued to wash everything we own. By mid afternoon and with dark clouds threatening to to pour I headed the 15-miles back to the bike shop and Alex.

With a bunch of photos in the camera, we walked outside in the hope that Alex could help with a few issues with Tinkerbelle. I’d still not managed to fix the broken pannier frame and so with the pannier off and the problem easily seen, we stripped the right hand side frame and Alex handed it over to one of his tech’s. An hour later and it had been welded and braced better than new and even sprayed silver to match.

If that wasn’t enough. I’d split the left side pannier in a silly fall and the bottom of the box was open and exposed. Another tech, in no time at all, had drilled the bottom sides of the box, silicone the facing surfaces and riveted the box back together. Like yesterday there was no bill to pay.

What great guys. So to Alaxander and the owners of the bike shop thank you so much.

Back at the hotel Lisa was still wshing, her hands no soar from the water and soap.

25-09-2009
Spent the day sorting website, diary and photos. We’d thought we’d leave today, but it’s a Sunday and that’s sounds like a bad idea, so we’ll head off tomorrow.
26-09-2009
Crazy as it seems we never seem tohave enough time and so it was 1:00pm by the time we actually pulled away from the Skyport Hotel. I’d been sending long overdue emails and uploading 180 photos to the RoadRUNNER magazine server ready for the next article.

Today was going to be short, just 180-miles and by mid afternoon we were in a new city, Barnaul and a new hotel. Sad as it sonds we’re already missing the tent. Tomorrow we’ll head down to the border and stay antoher night, that’ll allow us to cross first thing Monday morning.

27-09-2009
Rubtsovsk was going to be home for the night. It had been a short and simple 200-mile ride down on the bumpy tar. The town seems run down and tired and more than likely is a pale version of the industrial capital it was in it’s soviet heyday. Now the factories are empty and derelict. The whole place felt…creepy!

We’d gone around in circles and not seen anything that looked like a hotel. We’d seen no sign in English or Russian that read hotel. Parked up in the towns square I walked over to 3 women on a park bench, not realsing all 3 were getting shit faced on red wine from a carton. When I realsied it was too late. Lisa stood back and laughed. After accepting their forcefull offer of 3 cups of wine and dealing with 10 minutes of open gropping and fumbling, no not by me…I managed to get one of them to walk me across the street and into the hotel in town. Yeah, Lisa’s still laughing her ass off! Inside the dark and ex-soviet style building I spoke to a women behind a low counter, her sunken cheek bones and hollow eyes a little scary. I asked to see a room. On the 2nd floor the room was dark, old but clean. This was bizarre the whole place felt like the hotel from the ‘shinning’. Wide but dark halls, that disappeared into blackness. Oversized staircases that seem out of place. I was expecting Jack Nicolas to jump out form the shadows at ony moment.

Outside I’d left Lisa with the bikes, now she was surrounded by 8 young men and not needing a rescue. Sergie was a young man in his early 20’s and with his help we parked up the bike 1000 metres away in the car park for the local disused sport stadium.

So to make a long story short, we stayed in our bike gear and after a visit to the local shop to buy Vodka we spent the entire night talking, laughing and drinking neat Vokda on the steps of the towns main square. It was rough, good hearted and absolutely the perfect way to spend our last night in Russia.

 

The next installment in Kazakhstanclick here

 
 
 
 
 
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heading over the mountains back into Russia
 
 
 
 our first morning back in Russia. This is a very different Russia to the one we'd seen before.
 
 we couldn't stop staring
coffe tastes great first thing
 
 we decided we weren't in a rush
 
 
 
 
 
 
great roads and scenery
 
the Skyport hotel...
...and the staff the suprised us with a nights free accomodation
the manageress
Novosirbirsk bike shop
 
a ton of bikes inside
 
Alexander...
...and the staff
 
 
the techs did a first class job an all the repairs
 
our last night in Russia was a raucuos affair
 
a typical way to round off ourtime in Rusia
...yeah, Lisa was hating every moment of it!...not.
The somewhat creepy hotel in the middle of town.