29/30-08-2003 :France
It’s now the 31st and we’re both knackered and happily writing away in the mountains of the Massif Central in France.Packing up at a lazy pace we drifted out of the campsite at Lecco with the intention of just riding some fun roads and stopping when we felt like it. A two-day jaunt down to see our friend Chris in the mountains of France sounded great. With our destination plugged into the GPS we set off. GPS units are not infallible and two hours later we were still skirting Milan finally finding our way onto the main A7 heading South down to Genova.The A7 is wonderful and scary at the same time. A long and very fast dual carriageway which snakes through the mountains and is home to every Michael Schumacher wanabe’ in Italy. Today we would use every little bit of rubber our tyres could offer. The A7 is one long adrenalin ride, not surprising then, when we arrive in Genova, we blast off again, only to get ourselves onto the wrong freeway which took us into the very centre of this huge city. U-turn…The A10 was our new companion and we were heading for Monaco, where we would look for some camping and stop for the night. By 9pm we were tackling the very, very steep and twisty side road down into Monte Carlo, it was time for coffee and food. Joining the raceway that is Monte Carlo harbour we ‘pit stopped’ for an hour at one of the cheaper restaurants. We hadn’t seen any camping signs and it was now getting dark.“We could just carry on” Lisa suggested, like it was the normal thing to do. Lulled by her defenceless manner and happier now that my belly was full, I agreed. Why oh, Why oh, why?10pm came and went and midnight crept round very slowly, we were now riding the A8. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as ‘Route 66’ does it? In the wee hours we passed Marseille and began to feel like we were making some progress. The A8 was changed for Highway A55, which in turn became the very long and straight N568. Ducking South of Nimes and at 4am we found ourselves, somehow in Montpellier. We hadn’t planned on going into the City, it just happened. I think we actually went round Montpellier twice before managing to escape. Cruising along the A9 towards Bezier fatigue got the better of us and common sense said it was time to pull over and take a cat knap. Tank bags for pillows again we both fell asleep on the bikes only to be woken 20 minutes later buy an Italian couple who had decided to start World War III.Feeling slightly refreshed we started up the bikes and joined the highway again. Food was called for at 8:30, as I was feeling shaky.The last few hours seemed to really drag, we were now on small country roads, which normally would be great fun, but with our concentration dwindling they were now hard work. At around 11:30 we had ridden the last 7KM up the mountain outside of Olargues and crested the road down to Chris’s 17th Century Farmhouse home. Chris was on the steps waiting for us and his grinning face said it all…”you pair of idiots, you’re not meant to be here for another day”! Well, what’s a day between friends?Before long we were slumped in chairs sitting around Chris’s dinning table gentle drawing on wonderfully cold French beers…bliss!!!
31-08-2003
Not much to write really. The day didn’t start early, as sleep was a priority for some strange reason. Chris dragged himself out of bed around mid morning and the rest of today has been spent catching up. All in all a pretty good day.Great to see Chris again, the farmhouse is progressing brilliantly. He’s done so much since we were last here.
01-09-2003
Chris is a party animal. With the intention of getting an early night, we finally got to bed at 2pm. Good conversation, cold beer and better red wine are one hell of a good reason to stay up. Needless to say we’re all feeling a little sensitive today. I’ve spent a couple of hours working on the diary and putting some pages together for the web site.
02-09-2003
Tuesday- lazy day at Chris’s
03-09-2003

Diary and web pages were the order of the day today with afternoon spent exploring some great trails around the forests of Chris’s home. Lisa and I both thought that getting some more off-road practice was a good idea. Once again the bikes felt so different with all the weight and luggage removed.By 4pm we were both tired and dirty so headed back to Chris’s. “Do you fancy going out tonight”? Chris asked eagerly, on our return. It was clear he was up for a party again. Rejanne was a friend of Chris’s who bought a restaurant down at one of the local campsites. The season was coming to an end and it was time for her and her staff to let their hair down. Chris and his two guests had been invited. Food was sorted; all we had to bring was ourselves and a few bottles of wine.We pitched up with Chris in his Cherokee Jeep, it still felt strange to be in a car, and handed over the wine and exchanged a thousand kisses. OK, OK, a little exaggeration but I lost count. Anyway I’ve always been a little confused with the whole French kissing protocol (no not that type of French kissing). Do you kiss once, twice or three times? Does once mean, hi I like you but not that much? Does two kisses mean, hi I really like you but I can’t go for the third ‘cos you’ve got really bad halitosis breath and does three mean, I really, really, like you and I could carry on kissing you all night but people will begin to talk? I was simply working on the premise that you carry on kissing until the other person stops. Of course this plan does backfire if the person you’re kissing is doing the same…luckily for me everyone else seemed to understand the rules and I managed not to offend anyone plus - I’m still married.

The evening was great fun and the company relaxed. By 11pm the evening was beginning to hot up, with instruments brought out and vocal cords stretched. We were in for another late night. We finally headed back up the mountain at 2:30am. This time I was behind the wheel. Nothing like driving up a steep mountain pass in the dark in a car you don’t know to wake you up!

04/05/06/07-09-2003
The next few days were spent having very long lie-ins recovering from the previous nights socialising –if it wasn’t Chris insisting we had one more drink for the ‘road’, it was Frederick (Fred) or ZuZu – Chris’s neighbours – coming round for a chat and a drink. Bare in mind, Chris only has 7 neighbours on the whole mountain!
08/09-09-2003
Monday has swung round and – ‘Yes’ – we are still here! We had had every intention of leaving on the Thursday, however…Chris was having his first house party. The party had been in the planning for a week and Chris had been asking us to stay for the last few days, as much for moral support than anything else. To our surprise our laid-back and very cool friend was actually nervous – and was very keen for everything to go with a ‘bang’. With the three of us allocated jobs, which ranged from picking up more chairs and scrounging enough cutlery, the daylight hours saw a hive of activity. Builder’s dust brushed away, timber planks stored (bearing in mind Chris’s house is a work in progress) and copious bottles of booze brought up from the valley, just in time for the first guests to arrive. Chris began to relax and conversation flowed as easy as the wine. The evening was a success from the word ‘go’. For us, our only concern had been the language barrier and quite frankly….it wasn’t! All of Chris’s guests were characters in their own right – and brought no pretence or ‘hidden agenda’ to the table – they were here just to enjoy a great evening and each others company and once again we felt very honoured to have been accepted into this close-knit group of friends so warmly. At some point in the early hours of the morning the table was cleared, moved to one side, music turned up and dancing commenced! Fred was on form and determined to dance with everybody and anybody! The Chris and Fred dance was particularly scary and we hope will NOT be re-enacted within living memory!! By 4am guests were beginning to disappear, Chris had been taken to bed (to sleep we hasten to add!) leaving only three gyrating, drunken people, which were myself, Lisa and Fred. Lisa disappeared at 6am, I followed suit at 7am and left ‘Billy No Mates’ Fred dancing with himself. Some people have more stamina than is good for them. Eyelids were finally peeled open at around 2pm and an hour later animation was once again brought to lifeless limbs! Cofffeeeeeee…..cofffeeeeee. Needless to say the rest of the day was simply spent surviving the aftermath and recovering slowly.
10-09-2003
The plan was to leave around lunchtime…as usual we were running late and finally left just after 3pm. Well – we had hoped to get to Lourdes but as the night drew in we finally stopped just outside Foix. Our route along the D18 past Limoux, the D63 past Mirepoix, and finally onto the main N20 to Foix has been a wonderful return to biking after so many fun days stationed at Chris’s. Emerald green French valley forests swapped quickly for drier earthier hilltop vistas at higher altitudes as we carved our way down to our first night under canvas since leaving our friend and his party-loving neighbours! Dinner was courtesy of the local pizza van with after dinner drinks supplied by our new Bavarian neighbours - Ruprecht and Ingeborg Quast. Ruprecht had introduced himself with a smile and a host of questions about the bikes and BMW. Later his interest in the BMW bikes became apparent as for the last 20 years Ruprecht had been intricately involved with BMW’s fuel injection systems, most recently working on the Formula 1 circuit!! You meet the most interesting of people in the strangest of places!
11-09-2003
A lunchtime start was in order today as Lourdes was our destination and only a short 60-mile ride. Opting to use only the GPS to guide us and having selected to use back roads only in order to avoid the main highways we zigzagged across country passing countless hamlets and villages each more picturesque than the last. The day was beautifully warm as opposed to the stinking hot we had become used to. Our route was a surprise, as until we reached Lourdes we had no idea where the GPS was taking us! Both Lisa and I had quickly found our biking equilibrium again after our stationary stint at Chris’s and both enjoying the special kind of buzz that only travel on two wheels can provide. I spent the afternoon grinning to myself as I rode as I listened to Lisa through the Autocom and every so often all I heard was….”Wheeee, wheee” as she pushed her 650GS through tighter and tighter bends at speed and enjoyed the empty roads. Not for the first time on this trip I realised how proud I was of my wife and how well she’d done through the 16 countries to date. God knows how we finally got into Lourdes (Opps! Shouldn’t say that should I?) But the road was unmarked and got very narrow before finally broadening onto one of the main streets as we entered the town. Opting to stay in the smaller town centre campsite, it was ideal and only a 5 min walk from the main area. Arriving at a ‘normal time’ we headed straight for the town centre and were almost immediately overwhelmed by the ‘religion on sale’. Shop upon shop upon shop selling everything from candles to crucifixes to little plastic bottles in the shape of the ‘Virgin Mary with Child’ for you to collect your healing water in. Religious icons and trinkets of every description are here for your buying pleasure. We’d gone without food for too long and so plonked ourselves down at one of the town centres Bistro’s where we were served overpriced and poorly cooked grub for the tourist. A little ‘down in the mouth’ but with hunger pangs subsiding we headed back to the tent and formulated our plan for the late afternoon and evening. Our return in the late afternoon saw Lourdes transformed. The excitement in the air was tangible and the trinket shops which earlier seemed gordy now seemed appropriate even necessary as people on the way to the Cathedral Basilique du Rosaire shopped for mementos. Making our way down to the Cathedral and noting almost as many wheelchair users as able bodied we strolled down the main promenade towards the Cathedral doors only to be staggered by the artistry and splendour of the interior. The inner Cathedral area is undergoing complete renovation with 5.5 million Euros already spent they are half way through but the work is pain staking and what has been finished is quite incredible. Of the many fine building we have been lucky enough to see around the world these mosaics and design here is one of our favourites and is worthy of any visit for the religiously inclined or not on this merit alone. For more information on the area why not visit www.lourdes-france.com or call the office de tourisme on 0033 562 4277 40. A little weary we headed back up the hill and once again were in need of grub. With our expectations low we popped into one of the smaller restaurants at the Cathedral end of the high street only to be surprised and delighted at great home cooked French cuisine at prices that didn’t damage the budget. As we ate we watched what must have been several hundred people all with small candles gently make their way down to the cathedral. A little tired but curious we followed suit. The candlelight Mass and procession was getting underway. Thousands of Pilgrims from all over the World, including several hundred from the Dublin diocese were setting a scene fit for a fairytale. The atmosphere was joyous but respectful as thousands of candles lit every balcony, alcove and staircase as well as covering the complete promenade. A sea of moving light that no camera could really do justice to and all very much in contrast to our earlier impression of Lourdes. Quite simply magical- the evening was one to be remembered.
 
 
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